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Archived Threads


I. Smart Wizards Choose Guns & Handcuffs

II. Harry/Draco take to the high seas!

III. Valentine's Day H/D Style!

IV. Sailors on the Seas of Fate

V. We got the snitch right here...

VI. I lost my heart to a Slytherin

VII. Draco: The snitch Harry really wants to catch!

VIII. Buttonfly only please

IX. Harry Potter in Love

X. Parklife

XI. Light and Dark; Fight and Spark

XII. Standing Up or Lying Down or Any Way at All

XIII. Direct, Passionate, Obsessive

XIV. In Love With Their Love

XV. Tossing Plates Out the Window All Day

XVI. When Push Comes to Shove

XVII. It's All About the GATL

XVIII. The Classics

XIX. Opposites Complete

XX. Harina/Dracina, Because Boys Will Be Girls

XXI. Snogged to Untimely Death

XXII. Living in the Gutter

XXIII. 2 Hot guys, loads of adolescent (& not) female slashers, two proud male slashers, and hormones

XXIV. Behold the Power of Cheese

XXV. Simply Irresistible

XXVI. Sizzling Because of Gutter. Lasting Because of Love.

XXVII. Classic Fics, Classic Love

XXVIII. The Obvious Choice

XXIX. (HPxDM)^2 = Intense--Why Break the Rules?

XXX. Transcending Time, Death, and Internet Viruses

XXXI. No More Mai Tais if You Don't Show Me Your Snitch, Potter!

XXXII. Because Tinsel Isn't for Trees

XXXIII. Feed the Addiction

XXXIV. Magically Expanding the Quidditch Shed

XXXV. UST: The Next Generation

XXXVI. The Boy Who Shagged The Boy Who Lived

XXXVII. The Adventures of Lightning Man and Ferret Boy

XXXVIII. Cho and Pansy: The Ex-Files

XXXIX. Is that a Ferret in Your Pocket...?

XL. Don't You DARE Touch That Pimp Cane!

XLI. Bound and Shagged

XLII. Even the French Think We're Canon

XLIII. "You wait. I'll have you." - OotP, Pg 750

XLIV. Row, You Lazy Gutter Pirates, ROW!

XLV. Ferrets R Us

XLVI. Pretty Like a Golden Snitch

XLVII. Because "Hair" is a proper noun

XLVIII. Like Oil and Water: At least one of them's on top.

XLIX. Shagging for the Cause!

L. Harry Potter and His Pureblood Prince

LI. Keeping the Twinkle in Dumbledore's Eyes

LII. Completely Harry-Sexual

LIII. Abnormal Defect Children Rebel!

LIV. It's the creme-filled twinkies of lurve

LV. Draco is Not a Whore but I am a Draco Whore

LVI. We Have a Pie to Eat

LVII. Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Shag. Repeat

LVIII. The Proper Use of Wands

LIX. LSD: Love, Sensuality, Devotion

LX. We Want More Than the Wars of Our Fathers

LXI. theirloveissobehindthescenes

LXII. Using cannons to make H/D canon

LXIII. Like Sheep Herding, Only Sexier

LXIV. Draco's Detour into Harry's Heaven

LXV. Kill him? I thought you said "KISS him"!

LXVI. The Neverending Orgy

LXVII. The Ghosts of Christmas Slash

LXVIII. The Ghosts of Christmas Slash - Part Two!

LXIX. The 69th Reason

LXX. "Jingle bells, Redheads smell, Potter's a great lay"

LXXI. Harry & Draco's New Year's Wish - Letters to JKR

LXXII. Because Everything Else Is Just Too Squicky

LXXIII. World Domination Is Done Better With Handcuffs

LXXIV. It's Too Cold at Night Without You

LXXV. Cages and shackles and bad bondage puns, OH MY!

LXXVI. CHERRIES! PITLESS CHERRIES!

LXXVII. Curse Your Sudden Yet Inevitable Betrayal

LXXVIII. Two Boys, One Cloak, Cold Nights... You Do The Math

LXXIX. Because Harry is Clueless and Draco Seduces

LXXX. The tension requires a Meat Cleaver

LXXXI. Worse Than The Total Agony of Being In Love

LXXXII. Not A Love Poem, But I Don't Care

LXXXIII. Harry Potter And The Fantastic Bisexual Orgy

LXXXIV. Where the Subtext Speaks for Itself

LXXXV. In The Gutter, But Looking At The Stars

LXXXVI. Much About Hate, But More About Love

LXXXVII. Students = Ties = Bondage = Hawtboysex = H/D

LXXXVIII. It's Something Unpredictable But In The End Is Right

LXXXIX. Love and Hate Is Blurred With A Kiss

XC. We Don't Cheat- We Row

XCI. Draco's Detour...Into Harry's Bed--Er, Heart

XCII. Obsession is Nothing New to Us!

XCIII. Where Leather Pants Draco & Studded Harry Come Together

XCIV. The Fine Line Between Love and Hate

XCV. Anywhere, Anytime; That's H/D!

XCVI. Don't Underestimate the Power of Obsessive Love

XCVII. Passion That Unhinges The Soul

XCVIII. Where Wall!Slamming + H0rcruxing = Everday Life

XCIX. So Laid-Back We're Horizontal

C. Between Heaven and Hell

CI. Stormclouds May Gather, And Stars May Collide

CII. Pain and Passion . . . and True Perfection

CIII. The Perfect Storm!

CIV. Ron'll Get Used to It

CV. Overdosing on Sad Endings

CVI. The Original Kink (H/D & D/Hr)

CVII. H/D: A History

CVIII. The H/D Reunion: Home for the Holidays

CIX. Putting the Fun Back in Dysfunctional!

CX. Frightening the Children Off the Playground!

CXI. Meeting in a Bathroom and Astronomy Tower - Canonically!

CXII. Because Harry Slashes Draco In A Hogwarts Bathroom

CXIII. Threatening Lucius Malfoy's Sanity

CXIV. A Post A Day Keeps The Pie At Bay

CXV. Even Buckbeak Knows How Slashable Draco Is

CXVI. Dysfunctional Passion: Because Happily Ever After Is Boring

CXVII. Bringing Blood Play To A Whole New Level

CXVIII. No, The Collar Isn't For Snuffles

CXIX. Because Kissing During Arguments Is Hot

CXX. Love At First Wallslam

CXXI. Relating H/D to Everything!

CXXII. Hate is a Thrown Crumpled Ball; Love is a...

CXXIII. Ghosts of Christmas Slash III: Harry Holidays & Merry Malfoy!

CXXIV. Even Handcuffs Can Be Fluffy

CXXV. One Hundred (and 25) Beautiful Things